Every year between the late hours of Christmas Eve and the early hours of Christmas Day, something very special happens. That something is this annual mix.
Here at Astro Nautico we believe in the Christmas Spirit. But we also believe in the joyful perversion of that spirit.
This is a mix for lots of people. People who get sick of the straight-faced candied pop winter wonderland. People who have generally good families but several weird or objectionable relatives. People who didn’t get what they wanted under the tree. Orphans, porn stars, drug addicts.
Astro Nautico proudly presents an alternative holiday mix, full of weird one-off tunes from your favorite Astro Nautico artists under preposterous aliases. Realer than real, occasionally dark, less occasionally triumphant, this is a cosmic yuletide journey.
As my Mom just said, Astro Nautico is ruining Christmas. Again.
1. Dipset – X-Mas Time
2. 10 K.A.N.’s – Whatchugot4Xmas
3. James Pants – This Christmas Girl
4. The Range – Mewithoutyou
5. Al Gates – Nightmare Before Christmas
6. Anya Marina – I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Syrup Edit)
7. Lindstrom – Little Drummer Boy Edit
8. Gucci Mane feat. Young Jeezy & Boo – Icy (Shark Attack Merry Mix)
9. Yuletide Children’s Chorus of Xiang Piu – Stocking Shrooms
10. DJ Sloppy Joe – Get Acquainted
11. Yuletide Children’s Chorus of Xiang Piu – Stocking Shrooms (Remix)
12. Lil’ B – Santa Claus Is Coming BASED FREESTYLE
13. DJ St. NY Knicks – Trap Under The Tree (Thank You Based RAJA)
14. Mariah Carey – All I Want For Christmas (Al Gates Juke Edit)
15. j marley esq – knelt
16. Sandy Marton – Merry Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
17. Justin Bieber feat. Busta Rhymes – Drummer Boy (Syrup Edit)
